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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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euangibson
 


Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: Borders
Posts: 11027

Scotland 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

I asked if Kenny Rogers died of Crooner Virus......I thought that was quite good, sadly I got in all sorts of trouble..... "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...

Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights

D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do... 

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euangibson
 


Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: Borders
Posts: 11027

Scotland 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

.....I’ve been branded the Coward of the County.... "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...

Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights

D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do...  
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Sea Raider
 


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https://placestovisitthisweekend.com/




  
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Erea
 


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Ireland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

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Sea Raider
 


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Dexter
 


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Scotland 

  
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Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20731

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread  
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kevin-t
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Our German colleagues must be worried.

Iv'e just heard, that they are covering all hospital beds with sunbed towels. Whistle  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12709

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Erea wrote:





Laughing



(assuming that's ok mods ? just thought it too good the be lost.)  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

NoDo$h wrote:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Sticking my bits in rotisserie chickens

UPDATE: Rotisserie chicken counter closed until further notice due to CV-19 and questionable hygiene practices

Now try getting that image out of your head.


I dread to think what you're going to be like if this carries on for 12 weeks or more.  
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PROFSR G
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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gstuart
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

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Sea Raider
 


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Scott #55
 


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United Kingdom 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Nara BronzeDiscovery 4

Have you lost your boxing gloves? 2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red  
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